cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3669136
That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
My dick won’t reach that high
sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
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How does no one I work with understand this?
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
400 psi? Damn you could piss the paint off your house with that thing
Sorry, but no, you forgot duration it took to void, stream color, taste, smell, accuracy, flow consistency, body hair grooming, presence and degree of curvature, and overall hygiene. We’ve got ahead and shared your supplied data with our 1869 advertising and heathcare partners. Thank you for opting in! We will continue to collect data at all of our established locations and now through your personal cell phone! Have a nice day!
At 400 pixels per square inch, 34x28x16 isn’t measurements I would have shared on lemmy.
