Came across another sovcit bodycam video. Came here to share it before I even watch it myself. Enjoy!
Police Give Sovereign Citizen Couple a Much-Needed Dose of Reality
As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.
If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
grungy atheist gamer man child
Ah shit, looks like I’m getting shipped
Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.
He comes in what kind of stockings?
All of our products with the exception of the premium “Cat Boy” and “Kawaii Maid Boy” ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.
If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags
😂😂😂
Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???
Hopefully he’ll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.
Also she’s gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
He’ll be an insel in no time
He already is one
C’mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?
I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C’mon doil agail! I love you!
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
So hot:
I googled it and it’s a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you’re praying in tongues.
I was raised in a church where tongues would often happen, and I got in trouble for questioning what or why they were obviously saying just gibberish.
Like the whole collapsing on the floor and speaking in tongues while shaking. Do people really just…do that? Like, is it something most people could be pushed to do? Is it actually just a big lie? A performance? Does the pastor ask them to act in such a way before the sermon?
I think it’s a public performance to demonstrate piety by humiliating yourself in front of your religious community.
Sort of like a contest to see who can pray the loudest.
That’s the whole idea!
while I improve myself
🤭
The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.
Yeah. I want to have hope, but the rest of the message suggests that I shouldn’t.
This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women
Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh
Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.
Watch the documentary “Jesus camp” for the long answer. Short answer is there’s a lot of them and reinforce each other’s delusions and indoctrinate children.
I don’t get it. This post is just a Christian looking to mingle. The tongues thing basically means he is looking for a Pentecostal. The weirdest thing about this is the antivax thing which is dumb and the tongues but all religions have weird practices.
If he were a Pentecostal he’d know where to find that woman, she’d be going to the same church he is.
More than likely he’s exhausted all of his options there.
So no one uses social media to date unless they are an incel?
Does he not go to church?
He might, but that doesn’t mean there are available women there.
Maybe he needs to find a different church. I’m pretty sure there’s at least one church full of evangelical crazies in his area with a single (probably underage) woman that can be assigned to him by his pastor and forcibly married to him with her parents’ blessings.
Ah I see, you just despise all Christians. Better you think you are so edgy.
How on Earth do you get I hate all Christians from “this crazy evangelical needs to find a different crazy evangelical church for his crazy evangelical wife?”
Or is this a “none of those other sects are true Christians” sort of thing?
Since you apparently need some very basic clarification: there are plenty of non-crazy non-evangelical Christians I have no problem with. They don’t generally speak in tongues.
By the way, that insult wasn’t very Christian of you.
Apparently if Men have any requirements it’s oppressing women… I do agree that untivax is the only dumb thing, the rest is perfectly in agreement with personal preference and religious belief.
My grandparents were Pentecostal and my mother was raised in the church. She remembered the terror of polio and saw babies die from measles. We were all vaccinated. Having faith doesn’t have to mean rejecting science. If God created everything, he created medicine and gave us doctors. Bunch of grifters out in the world.
I didn’t mean to imply pentecostals were all anti-vax, just that they believed in a very specific form of the gift of tongues.
Oh, I didn’t take your post that way. Sorry if mine came across as saying that.
They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
I want a fundamentalist moron who let’s me dominate her like a wife ought to.
I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.
If your sex doll starts praying in tongues… You’re probably f*cked
I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!
Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo
I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
She’s trading her career to raise our nine kidsI want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
Holy shit that is great hahahaha
I am helpless with mirth.
Bravo!
I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.
Help me out. What’s the tune? Because I can’t figure it out lol
Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake
It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao
