Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
that’d be like 80 loads
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
As if she ever stops at 400
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Whole grain chicken
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before