I’d take the deal for a single can
They said England is no more, but that red X is also deleting Wales and Northern Ireland.
This could also just be an implication of a name change. So “England” is no more, but it’s now called “Angland.”
One could interpret it as all the localities with their own distinct cultures are freed from the yolk of the Bri’ish crown. Tolkien loved England but hated the Bri’ish empire as an example.
and a small part of france, but not scotland
Acceptable casualties
Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.
Not A&W… Sorry England.
i dont drink alcohol
I use arch btw.
Root beer is alcohol free.
Thank god i also dont like alcohol free beer then
Thank God someone is clueless about root beer, so that I have more root beer.
You are in luck then, because the majority of the world’s population is clueless about root beer.
root beer has absolutely nothing to do with beer though, apart from the name.
It is also not really beer.
I only drink water
Trivium found on Wikipedia:
The guy that commercialised it was a teetotaller and wanted it to be called Root Tea, but because his target market were miners in Pennsylvania, he opted to call it Root Beer instead.
From my understanding, that title would be more accurate too, as it is produced from molasses with extract rather than grain mash, but my source is “skimmed Wikipedia” on both topics, so you should probably default to skepticism.
Either way, it apparently doesn’t taste like beer, comes in both alcoholic and non-alcoholic* variants, usually doesn’t contain caffeine and has a ton of flavours and variants from all over the world. If you care, you probably can find some.
*The process does involve fermentation, so I assume it will contain some ethanol still, even if it’s below the threshold for the “non-alcoholic” label, in case that’s an issue for you.
It’s like a sweetened, fizzy sassafras drink. Pretty good depending where you get it.
The USA has a weird thing where we use the words for alcoholic drinks to describe non-alcoholic ones. We also call spiced fruit drinks “cider” and actual cider “hard cider”. Not sure why.
I would like to phone a friend Regis; Jean-Christophe Bonaparte.
If England is gone, Imperial France would have prevailed. Heck the war of the first coalition might have gone to Napoleon.
Granted, buggery and interracial marriage would have been legalized sooner.
Seeing as I live here, I’ll take the root beer.
Especially if it’s that Australian stuff with the sasparilla in it, Bundaberg, that stuff is AMAZING!
It says “MUG root beer”
I guess I’ll take the MUG but you don’t have a better root beer?
I don’t want to get rid of England fr, but I also don’t want Mug fr, so, like, can we get rid of France instead
Then it’s too easy a decision!
Miss me with the mug, hit me with the IBC
I don’t like Root Beer.
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I love root beer, but not Mug. That stuff is awful.
I used to love Barq’s as a kid, but at some point I just lost my taste for it.
Once I cracked my first bottle of IBC, Barqs never tasted the same
I miss IBC I think they went bust or some shit so you can’t find them anymore.
Glancing at ibc in Instacart it looks like ibc is still available where I am
You’re right about them going bust, but they were bought by Keurig/Dr. Pepper and is in stores, just probably none near you. My local Walmart has it.
I don’t like mug root beer. Easy choice
It’s the rootbeer isn’t it?
Take unlimited root beer, use it to flood England, 2 birbs 1 stone
But that much root beer would raise the sea level! Then again it would make the sea near europe mildly root beer flavored for a while…
How to get both England AND the Netherlands in one stroke
Prevent them from taking over the world
Considering the iceshelf is losing hundreds of billions of tones into the ocean every year I imagine the amount of rootbeer needed to flood England would make the whole world taste like rootbeer. Also possibly make mold the dominant life form on Earth for a long time.
Bye England!
