I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
Goes well with CockSure
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
Some sort of performance improving lube?
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Mohawk glue
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Lol
Hair product
Hair gel or protein powder.
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
For fun and games in the cockpit?
It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
This is the only answer that makes sense.
For your jock.
Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
