JD is nothing to clap about
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Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
He did fuck a couch, right?
Possibly multiple couches
He fucked a couch.
I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to right Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.
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That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn’t. I don’t think he did at the RNC. I’m sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
I met Bob Nanna one time while he was hosting trivia
No surprise he’s fine with make up
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
Very nice sentence there!
I didn’t know you could get that from a couch?
I heard he gave it to the couch.
Ah that makes sense
Apparently he’s not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
I thought it was Chlamydia?
I heard he has both, pass it on
I need to talk about JD Vance’s appearance, “so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people”. This guy looks like what you get after messing around with the character creator in The Sims 3.
example
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK’s brainworm. This might make him smarter.
He didn’t say that he made up the story.
He repeatedly says that he’s reporting what his constituents told him. When pressed by the interviewer about why he says he “created” the story, he clarifies that he meant he created the news story, as in created the news focus on it.
Here is a link to the interview in question, so you can decide for yourself whether he claims he made it up, or whether people who tell you that are lying to you, or being misinformation puppets for others who lied to them:
He know it’s fake, he still pass it on as truth and made the news.
So yeah we’re passing on what the internet told us, even though we know it’s fake. Fair game, i say.
Do you have any evidence that the reports he received are fake?
Currently you’re arguing that he’s passing in information he knows is fake, and so are you, and that’s fair. Except the only one you can be certain is knowingly passing along fake information is yourself.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/20/politics/springfield-ohio-vance-campaign-wsj-report/index.html
“He asked point-blank, ‘Are the rumors true of pets being taken and eaten?’” Heck told the outlet. “I told him no. There was no verifiable evidence or reports to show this was true. I told them these claims were baseless.”
But as a VP candidate, he should know how to avoid this confusion. And he took the opportunity to justify the damage rather than own up to his part in the misinformation. I frankly agree with you on his exact intent of those words, but he’s still unforgivable.
He didn’t justify the damage, he clarified what he meant. The “damage” lasted all of like 60 seconds before he clarified, and all of the “damage” since then has been caused by what I described above, which is a combination of people knowingly lying about what he said, and others gullibly passing along those lies because they match their desired narrative.
Now that you know, are you going to stop repeating the idea that “JD Vance thinks it’s okay to lie to drum up fear”?
Did you miss the bomb threats that were called in because of the lie he spread?
How long until people are killed because of the lies he spreads?
Why are you ok with that?
Look at you like a good little anti-american magat, defending stostachic terrorism.
He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
