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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like

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Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like

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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don’t want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you’re going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.

  • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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    This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

    • Itzz Me@midwest.socialOPM
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      Wrong, as a purebred ‘murican, this is my daily breakfast meal

      • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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        Midwest isn’t America.

        • Itzz Me@midwest.socialOPM
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          Now I’m confused, maybe one of us needs to add a tone maker somewhere, because i really can’t figure out how to unambiguously interpret this

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            Point to me on this map of the US where the midwest is.

            • Itzz Me@midwest.socialOPM
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              Oh dear, it was very tricky to figure out, but I’m pretty sure it’s right about here

              • m3t00🌎@midwest.social
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                https://theonion.com/midwest-discovered-between-east-west-coasts-1819564475/

              • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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                Looks like Manchuria to me.

    • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
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      You fuckers have fried butter sticks…

      • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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        8 months ago

        Lmao who the fuck told you that?

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          Typical American ego trip: “if I don’t know about it then it must be false”.

          How’s your high horse, buddy?

        • 🧟‍♂️ Cadaver@lemmy.world
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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter

          • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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            Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.

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              I’m an American and it’s true, the Texas state fair is a testament to the horrific nature of mankind

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    I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

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      There’s another olive behind the chicken, you can see it just peeking behind the drumstick. Probably more under it tbh

    • I'll be on [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      I think that’s an olive, but your point still stands lol

      • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        That makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense

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          😂

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    That’s 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

    I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

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    You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

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    Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

    It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”

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    Is this the first course at the Trump inauguration dinner?

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      silly brits, they actually think we’d have this as a main course??

      it’s far too light of a meal! what you’re seeing is an appetizer.

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    Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

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    this dish literally killed a guy last year

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