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minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoTrue fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.
minus-squareCaptPretentious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAnd a guestimate how long that might be.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhat if I’m underwater?
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAn acceptable margin of error
minus-squareMaple Engineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.
minus-squaredesktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agodo they also need water (or monster)
True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.
… For how long?
The rest of their lives.
Rest of their lives
And a guestimate how long that might be.
At least 2 hours
What if I’m underwater?
Plus or minus 2 hours
An acceptable margin of error
I knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.
…hazel is that you?
do they also need water (or monster)
Brawndo
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