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Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.
Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.
will be SHOOT…
Yeah. I’m starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it’s one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It’s another to loudly convey that you’re this dumb and also have guns.
“human-river otter incident”
Lotters? Is this some vernacular I’m unfamiliar with?
It says, in fact, LOπERS.
LOPIERS
WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT
They attempted to write “Loiters* will be shot* on sight”.
Wouldn’t it be loiterers?
Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.
What’s a loiter?
That’s what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be “loiterers”.
It says “LO πers”. So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.
My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol
They are just wacky in khaki.
Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.
Don’t forget the crimes against fashion.
Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.
Mike Tyson is more than a man. He could’ve entered the ring in a frilly pink skirt with a lollipop sticking out of his ass and he would have still been terrifying.
Somebody’s going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.
Than* sorry :)
You’re not actually sorry.
The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.
Five men.
Six words.
Two mistakes.
This summer, they are:
Scared & Stupid (rated R)
Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.
Mistakes were made.
But this summer a champion will come…
And fix their errors - forever.
Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter
Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.
How can you make those mistakes???
School bad, gun good
“Survivors will be shoot again”.
Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.
Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason
Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.
That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.
Or, singular, l’otter is not le afraid.
Remember during Katrina when they would just fucking murder black people and say they were looters? Speaking of which, how do you shoot a looter ‘on sight’? Do you follow them and watch them until they pick something up? Do you ask them if that’s their house?
Anyway, death to America.
