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icerunner_origin@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

It doesn't mind waiting for you to finish

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It doesn't mind waiting for you to finish

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icerunner_origin@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn’t tested it’s resolve.

  • lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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    Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon’s wind Willy!

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      It’s supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

      I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

      • icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOP
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        8 months ago

        Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    Why did it need the picture? 😂

    • icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOP
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      In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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        It has a goatee.

        A toilet from the Mirror Universe.

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