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The vandal does not read, either.

At the current price of rugs?? That’s too frivolous.

Fuck, I ate it.

If the bus goes over a speed bump the melons in the back are going to find themselves in a sticky situation.

Not sure if many will agree, but for me warmly dark/darkly warm is most closely linked to doom metal. Avatarium would be an accessible choice to start exploring the genre.

No audio is horrible accessibility! What about the blind drivers who need to hear the ads?

/s, in case it’s not obvious

Weird Al’s parody version is not just pitch perfect, but also copies the video scenes so well!

“Increase social service programs so that we address the reason why they’re homeless and doing drugs in the first place.”

“No, that’s socialism and Fox News tells me I should be scared of that word!”

Repeating sounds with the wrong periodicity. Some songs I cannot stand because the beat is a fraction too slow, making my brain go into “GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY” mode. It’s particularly grating with songs that have a “wwwWUB wwwWUB” thing that sounds like someone is turning the volume knob up and down.

“It is [verb]ing” (as in “it is raining”) can be reinterpreted as “[noun] is happening” (“rain is happening”).

Depends on where you live. In Canada I’d start with https://www.scholarschoice.ca/catalogsearch/result/?q=weighted+plush

Weighted snake stuffy. She can drape it over he shoulders to simulate deep pressure.

Six String Samurai. It’s not good. But it’s soooo quotable!

Nice shoes. Nice shoes to DIE in!

Russian guards, watching a shed drive down the road: “Must have been the wind.”

So I just eat black coffee and move on.

Great, now I have this mental image of you waking up late, going “NO TIME TO WAIT FOR THE KETTLE!” and just eating spoonfuls of instant coffee straight from the jar before running out of the house.

Fucking grifter.

In some cases those were load bearing cables, too

Pushing Daisies.

This feels like a thinly veiled skincare ad…