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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

They're being set up for disappointment

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    Do you mean I can’t just pause a street brawl to eat 8 bags of flour and a wheel of cheese to restore some health before continuing to fight?

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      My head canon for pause menus is that time continued as normal from the npcs perspective and I just ate food so fast I broke the laws of physics

      As for bread healing stab wounds well it was just really delicious bread

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    Removed by mod

  • Wrench@lemmy.world
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    Weight systems like Skyrim are pointless time sinks. They’re not realistic, it just means you have to spend far too much time micromanaging your inventory as a basic game mechanic.

    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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      This might be my only complaint about Baldur’s Gate 3. In my (extensive) dnd experience, encumberance is usually the first rule that gets thrown away for being unfun.

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        yeah, but they have an easy instant right click to send to camp button. it’s really not a hindrance.

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          I disagree. It’s still a bunch of unnecessary menu management time, especially if you’re running a low STR party. That being said, I have over 650 hours in the game so it definitely didn’t ruin it for me.

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            The inventory management in general was clunky and pita to use for a game from 24’

      • BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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        Aye, the inventory is borked. They should have used the inventory slot limitation as well as weight, just like in the real baldur’s gate games!

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        Were you carrying around 1000 camp supplies, 8 looted swords, 35 potions, and 2 suits of plate armour by any chance? ;)

        • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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          10 months ago

          Obviously, yes. Lol.

          • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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            What a coincidence, that’s the exact kit I equipped Laezel with.

    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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      I feel like Valheim really nailed this system. The weight restriction (along with portal restrictions) encourages building a base in a good spot and make an infrastructure of paths and canals in order to make resource harvesting easier and faster. I have spent many hours just digging out canals to allow boat transportation instead of taking 5 minute deviations. Also it encourages constructing bases in tougher locations to save time on transportation. Without the weight limit I feel like the game would lose so much of the encouragement to make awesome bases if weight limits were removed.

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    10 months ago

    omega vanitas enters the chat

    “yes this piece of paper and the full body armor take up the same amount of space”

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    10 months ago

    I mean, carrying capacity is real, just that in real life mine is very low.

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    10 months ago

    They’re learning TOTAL nonsense…

    Like that perseverance and effort lead to success and reward.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      And unless they are playing souls like games, the apparent skill progression is falsely inflated by enemy difficulty decreasing each attempt.

  • NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I ran into this T-shirt at a con recently.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I needs it

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    I often struggle while playing STALKER (especially Anomaly) because I feel like I should only realistically carry two guns, but here I am with an AR, a hunting rifle, a shotgun, and a sidearm.

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      I picked up some gel airsoft guns and have been playing steady with my kid.

      Anyways I just picked up a rifle which freed up both pistols we had for one person to wield. And let me tell you, dual wielding automatic pistols not only is completely non-functional but also makes you feel like an idiot just holding them. Completely the opposite of Halo.

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      10 months ago

      4 is already too low.

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    deleted by creator

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      That’s a really solid argument coming from a Christian apologist.

  • yamanii@lemmy.world
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    Is this why zoomers grew up with 2 guns shooters?

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    That is nothing compared to the fact you could place a ten full large backpacks inside one glowing knapsack on a mud and it wouldn’t affect you stamina at all.

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    10 months ago

    And how many dirt blocks you can carry

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      I’ve got three buckets of water in my backpack!

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    10 months ago

    What of my collection of cheese wheels and sweet rolls?!

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Or all my ammo?

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s why you have a house. Multiple, even. What are you, some strolling watchman?

      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Filling the floor of your house in Skyrim and then running around so it throws those rolls and cheese is my favorite thing

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    HL2 is the game that gave me this unrealistic standard

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      Quake

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    It took me months to recover after I learned that I couldn’t stick weapons to my back like refrigerator magnets.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      You can stick refrigerator magnets to your back?

      • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Oh the old reddit lemmy switcheroo

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          Hold my bag of many things, I’m going in!

      • ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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        There’s people who can’t?

        • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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          Iron deficiency…

          • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Covid vaccine

      • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        I thought everyone knew the covid vaccine makes you magnetic.

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        Only if I intend to use them as weapons.

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