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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
It’s so freaking hard to choose because I want all of those seats.
It’s not a matter of not wanting to sit next to them it’s that I want to make all of their trips as horrible as possible.
I think if I had to though, I’d take 10 if it was the middle seat. I’d spend the entire trip punching them in the groin.