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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don’t sign anything. 😉
I’d take 8, least objectionable aisle seat, I won’t have to get up as much to let them out to pee. Put on the headphones and close my eyes and pray for a mid air collision.
What makes you think Trump won’t be fully reclined from the moment he sits down?
Look! I just got this fancy new pair of hands, and man can they fiddle! They didn’t even cost me anything…
Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket
Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad… Considering the options…
😂
If you’re lucky, the Devil’s gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won’t be able to pick up on anything else
Plus Diaper Don right in front of you
She is 100% just going to mash it.
And you can repeatedly kick the seat in front of you while doing it, earning points with your row buddy.
Hey D are you responsible for these other pricks?
D: Sorry
Even the devil would be sheepish about these assholes.