I hope doctors don’t say this anymore, but it used to be common for them to suggest having a kid if you had heavy periods and no kids. On top of that being an insane reason to have a child, wtf are you gonna do if it doesn’t work?? Now you have heavy periods and a small child.
I mean, it’s free labor for small tasks. You ask a 2 year old to bring you a beer from the fridge, it’s like a game to them! Just stock the beer on the bottom shelf so it’s easily accessable to children. I mean, what were you going to use your crisper for anyways? Vegitables??? Pssshhhh!!!
I hope doctors don’t say this anymore, but it used to be common for them to suggest having a kid if you had heavy periods and no kids. On top of that being an insane reason to have a child, wtf are you gonna do if it doesn’t work?? Now you have heavy periods and a small child.
I mean, it’s free labor for small tasks. You ask a 2 year old to bring you a beer from the fridge, it’s like a game to them! Just stock the beer on the bottom shelf so it’s easily accessable to children. I mean, what were you going to use your crisper for anyways? Vegitables??? Pssshhhh!!!
This is all good advice.
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Edit: Yo im talking bout the docs not you
“How’s mommy’s little prescription today?”