Nut milk comes from male cows.
Tf is a male cow?
It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.
Cows are by-definition female.
Intact mature male cattle are called bulls.
By definition, cows are female.
Your joke sucks, unless it’s a “onejoke”, in which case it sucks even more.
Nut milk comes from bulls, now that’s a better joke.
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Mature female cattle are called cows
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Mature intact male cattle are bulls
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Young female cattle are called heifers
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Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks
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Castrated male cattle are known as steers.
I was going to suggest digging up, but you’re on track to reach orbit if you maintain tunnelling on this bearing and momentum.
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I never know what to make of these posts like this because it seems like Anon is okay with laughing at themselves
Omg do they really believe that?
There are people who do.
my family believes it completely. and hiding my actual estrogen is probably reinforcing their belief
And anon’s boss actually did exactly the thing you’re supposed to do when this happens irl.
Make them explain it for the group, and then socially ridicule them.
Just bully that fucking nerd. Maybe a swirlie, depends on the workplace culture.
As sure as people really believe greentexts happened and aren’t just fun little stories.
I’d like to use this moment in spotlight to highlight one of the greatest things on Youtube, i.e. hbomberguy’s SOY BOYS: A MEASURED RESPONSE
I’ll upvote anything by hbomberguy. I wish he’d make more videos
I think I am just thankful for the giant feature length works of art that descend once a year crafted with the forethought and precision of one who refuses to compromise on the lengthy process of research.
Nah, I like that YouTubers like hbomber and Oki take time on their videos. It’s like a gift when you see that upload pop up in your feed and you know you have something to look forward to later.
Sure, quality over quantity. They should also apply that to these 4 hour plus monstrosities everyone seems to do now. Ain’t nobody got time for that. It was fun when it was an exception, but now all these youtubers are doing it. 30 minutes or so is plenty to get your ideas across with ample time for constructing your arguments and providing context.
Haha soy is beans, therefore it’s mega good for you. Beans are life
The really funny thing about this is OP is egregiously wrong.
Soy doesn’t contain estrogen, it contains phytoestrogen, which not only doesn’t produce any estrogen-like side-effect, but actively prevents our bodies from taking and producing estrogenic hormones.
This is all very ironic, considering drinking
excessivecows milkleeches calcium out of our bones andexposes us to a smorgasbord of hormones not designed for humans.Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.
This leeching effect is not true. It’s a myth spread by alt-health providers.
Interesting. Got a source?
I think your initial claim of cow’s milk leeching calcium has the burden of proof and so needs a source.
Otherwise, it’s proving a negative (that cow’s milk doesn’t leech calcium).
You’re right. After looking it up it seems like I’ve had some bad intel.
I’ve corrected my previous post.
I haven’t totally believed this, but I also think its potentially useful to spread anyway. Sure, misinformation is bad, but so is climate change. Which one is worse?
Misinformation is always worse in the long run.
If people find out you knowingly lied about one thing, they’ll assume you lied about other things that are more important, regardless of evidence.
Climate change being an excellent example of this where it wasn’t so much lies as bad guesses and so many people dismissed it despite the growing evidence.
People still eat their carrots thinking it improves their vision.
I mostly agree with you, but but I haven’t seen evidence either way saying it doesn’t have this effect.
Just because something hasn’t been proven one way or the other doesn’t mean you should just believe either of them on a whim.
It’s totally okay to hold beliefs tenuously and then not feel attached to them when they’re proven wrong.
It happened to me here in this thread. I stated cows milk leeched calcium, but it doesn’t, I was misinformed. There’s no shame in admitting I was wrong, but it reminds me to be more cautious about assertions of fact in the future.
I don’t want to be wrong any longer than I need to be.
At this point I just don’t believe anything weird anyone has to say about food humanity has eaten for thousands of years unless they can back it up with real studies from real medical journals.
I just do this with everything that is advertised as something big. The hidden danger of food. Source? What the president of a country said about its own country. Source? Anything not trivial gets treated as misinformation unless proven.
Right?!
Its all just marketing. We die for whatever reason anyways just let me eat in peace!
Amazing, prior to today I didn’t know people could have this much information on soy and still end up objectively incorrect about its position relative to oat milk.
Go fuck yourself buddy. You and your non-oat-centrered world view need to check your privilege.
If soy did do this, red states would be trying to regulate it so trans people couldn’t buy it.
!Don’t tell them !<
Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?
Yep. Mmmmm… Yummy hormones. Also delicious nipple pus.
my ma once said that because milk has estrogen in thats the sole reason why trans girls exist :(
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
You know what’s great about nipple pus? You can make bacteria eat it down, then eat the resulting bacteria shit!
Add some fungus to that bacteria shit, and that’s my favorite. Pair that with a yeast shit water, and it’s heaven.
Also cheese, eggs, meat, and even our environment due to waste products (feces, urine) generated by animal farms.
Fml, guess no more feces and urine for me, what the fuck am I gonna eat?
!C U M!<
Cow milk does not leech calcium from your bones.
also it should be leach
Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.
Nah brah, coconut milk is the choice of kings.
But Ichiban would never!
Out of all the things you can make out of soy, why milk? Tofu exists and it’s grand-master based food. I’ll smash several plates of mapo tofu without hesitation. Soy sauce, edamame, all ridiculously good shit.
Personally, I prefer soy milk to cow or oat milk because it has a better nutritional profile. It has less sugar and fat, and more protein, as well as having fiber. (Some oat milk brands do have fiber in them, but most of the ones I’ve found are very high in fat, sugar, and calories.)
Edit: And I like the not-overpowering vanilla flavored ones because I pretty much only use it for cereal or to accompany cookies.
I disagreed with you until last night about tofu. But gods damn that orange tofu I had last night was just excellent. Good tofu is apparently something that exists and was just always out of reach
Portland has oodles of places that serve good tofu. Fried, marinated, sauce, and so on.
People keep saying it’s nice, but I’ve never had any good stuff. I would try it again if thought there was a reasonable chance I’d like it!
It was crispy and kinda tough and tossed in orange sauce at a vaguely pan-Asian restaurant.
In which country?
USA, Midwest region
Damn, I’m in the UK so no easy way to go to the same restaurant/chain!
guess how tofu is made
Basically cheese but made out of soy, afaik.
yeah specifically soy milk
tempeh is also insanely good, and remarkably nutritious
It’s phytoestrogen, dummy Anon.
Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.
All my dairy milk comes from bulls.
Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?
Pffffffffft
Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks
What kind of degen poops at a bar!?
The drunk kind
Yep, that tracks.
If you let your boss bully you into explaining what a soyboy is, you are in fact a soyboy
he brought it upon himself when he called a coworker soyboy first
How the fuck does this get posted all the time without anyone ever picking up on the fact that this workplace dynamic is obviously made up and anon is literally a 4chan kid who just changed the actors in his story from '‘teacher’ and “classmate” to ‘boss’ and ‘coworker’ so he wouldn’t get banned on an 18+ imageboard.
FOUND THE SOYBOY
Not only that, but mammal milk is literally hormone soup. Including estrogen. And soy doesn’t actually contain the same type of estrogen. They contain isoflavones including plant estrogen (phytoestrogen). Similar but different chemical, with different bioavailability in mammals.
Also:
For example, many studies have found that Western-type dietary patterns characterized by high intakes of red meat, processed foods, sweets, dairy, and refined grains are consistently associated with higher estrogen levels ( 3 , 15 , 16 , 17 ).
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods-to-lower-estrogen
Basically the diet of the carnivores that mock the soyboys. How’s that for projection?
Sorry my facts offend your feelings.
Soyboy.
It’s a shitpost, dawg. I’m just dicking around.
I like that it very slowly alternates just subtly enough to make you question your sanity like one of these actual types of people.
The more I know
The soy thing has to be one of the funniest delusions I’ve ever seen.
People convincing themselves that all liberals are vegans, all vegans eat a diet primarily of soy, and that soy has compounds similar to estrogen, so therefore all liberal men are feminized by their diets and are therefore weak (because being a woman is bad).
The number of weird things you have to believe out of insecurity to get to that conclusion are quite embarrassing. It’s quite a self-report.
You can also reverse the argument into mockery, accusing conservative women of being too masculine because they don’t eat enough soy, then bragging about how feminine soy-loving liberal women are.
Finding a reason to completely disregard not just the ideas but even the humanity of huge swaths of other people is conservatism 101. Just give in to your most base tribal tendencies, and “know” that all those good-sounding ideas are in fact wrong and evil because they’re coming from the wrong/lesser people.
When you can’t argue against ideas, argue against the people saying them. See if ad-hominem attacks will work on people. (narrator: they did)
The hilarious part is that the phytoestrogen in soy and other plants isn’t compatible with our biology. High qualities studies hava failed to find an effect.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7468963/
Meanwhile the actual mammalian estrogen that is in animal products does get absorbed and effect our hormones.
It’s also why the most deeply delusional MAGAs have to convince themselves that Tim Walz is gay - because a gun toting bird-hunting liberal does not compute for them.
Hunting birds is gay now, actually.
Men hunt boars and shit like that. Moose. Bison. Bears.
Sounds about right
“feminism is bullying me”
lol what a self-own. Incels and antifeminists are stupid af. Give the patriarchy enough rope to hang itself
“The patriarchy” isn’t these losers though, they seethe because they’re part of no in group but feel like they deserve to be.
Which is still an aspect of the patriarchy to be fair, even if only as a symptom.
Sounds like something a soyboy would say.
On that day, anon found out he really is a soyboy soyjack. Did he learn anything else? Nobody cares, only that soyboy won’t manage to pull that on anyone at work.
Internet soyboy meets world.
The men are not impressed by what he tells them of what he has learned.
What kind of fuckin idiot thinks that soybeans have synthetic female hormones of a caliber that would feminize you or whatever.
Same idiots who think vaccines contain microchips and DNA altering substances.
I know right. If it did, you can be sure trans women would know about it.
There’s so many of them. And they’re so goddamn dumb.
Yeah. Soy sauce is awesome and I don’t see anyone complaining about them.
The same kind of idiot that conveniently ignores all the hormones in meat and dairy used to maximize profit
