The heatwave leaved me Shell shocked
But there will be more heatwaves than oil companies?
Then we start using the individual executives.
Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Chevron 2: Electric CO2
2 Exxon 2 Mobil
Future hurricanes should be named after Exxon CEOs
So real creatures from hell?
What about creating Exxon levels? Like we have ozone… Today the temperature will be 134 Exxon level 1. Humans can survive 5 minutes at Exxon level 1. Exxon level 4 lowers survival to 30 seconds outside of AC controlled systems.
Na man, lets combine, with a sponsor type plug, “Mythical creature from hell heatwave, brought to you by Shell, Shell, displacing and killing natives for oil since 1921.”
I don’t see the difference.
mythical creatures of hell are cool and most definitely don’t directly contribute to climate change.
I don’t think we need a central agency to name them, just make them trend on social media! I’m down. When’s the Exxon heat wave over? I’m melting.
