“Don’t ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have.”
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
Haircase
Sthairs
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie staircase comforter?
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Hairway To Steven
As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Long mullet.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
“My foot missed the step by a… um…”
AI?
It’d better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Thanks, I hate it
Plot twist: they are merkins.
So… do the drapes match the stairs?