What about the Lemon Party?
they already said Republican party
Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances
Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.
While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.
The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.
I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”
And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.
Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.
Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.
This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand
We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing
Tax the rich with blue shells
Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though
The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain
Maybe the brain got swollen from all that horse paste?
Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮💨
