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Rawr (r*-*)r xD

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I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not just once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.

Edit: words to make it sound more English and less engrish

He who is not free needs to be British to become free 🦅

As a non-native English speaker, I’ve assumed it meant that companies can put anything they want in their contracts

Second to last thing is punishable by fine in most of Europe, last one is… on the rise…

Company free speech is allowed, but there’s laws to keep them from being total asshats

Die Nichteinhaltung der Fallzahlen von eins bis vier vom Mittelpunkt ausgehend stört mich massiv.

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The new Snow White. Keep the maidman.

I only pirate what is unavailable.

And things that are supposed to be bad, like the new Snow White movie, which made me still feel robbed.

I’m like in like 200$ maximum

Literall the first thing ChatGPT suggests…

Only the last part, yes. First part is here https://www.nami.org/get-involved/awareness-events/mens-health-month/

It was Cave Johnson for me.

Point of this is to rise awareness that June used to be men’s mental health awareness month, to be able to live in harmony with men, but all changed when the LGBTQ community attacked.

Totally this. I’ve never left a store after closing. It was close sometimes, like when I went in at 54‘ and grabbed the stuff and was out at 57‘ but still

I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.

I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

SteamOS?

This is why I’ve cancelled all movie subscriptions.

It works extremely well, latency is about as much as using any wireless headset.

This is one of the few answers that would actually work without you being thrown in a mental asylum. You get into any university, ask to get the math/physics teachers together and present it to them, this certainly will start a chain reaction.

To add something to that, after you’ve been “busted”, adding “in the timeline or universe I’m from, it’s been proven by Andrew Wiles in 1994”