196 on her lawn
Shoot the president
Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
Your dance parties are boring AF
True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(
Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
Which episode is it?
Think I found it
Cave Dwellers.
What show is that?
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
thx
My favorite episode was when they watched Zardoz, although I’m not 100% sure they ever did watch it - I may have just watched it by myself and imagined them saying stuff about it. Honestly, Sean Connery in a codpiece writes itself.
They never watched it.
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
Aim for center mass.
Or bring a fucking scope
I think it’s a long shot.
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘
Like impossibly thin?
