Baby, you got somethin’ on your nose 💩
Sniffin’ that cake🍑, did you feel the hole?“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”
That’s just the weird al song
Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.
In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better
Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.
Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”
Oh my god
Dirty deeds done with sheep’s
sheep’s what?
Just sheeps
i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.
I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.
Revved up like a douche…
Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night
In the middle of the night!
Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”
I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.
I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.
I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.
I’d like to say this to singers…
No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…
Starbucks lovers
I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.
I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)
HAMSTER A DENTIST HARD PORN STEVEN SEAGULL
🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky
My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.
Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers
It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.
Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?
Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻♂️
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead
It’s for the werewolf!
I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in it and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.
I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”
Edit: lol, I still hear it.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵
Hang my poster of Tony Danza
i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.
🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵
It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials
How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Maybe they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?
They do look the way they do because the Tribunal are assholes who got them all cursed. So I like it, they’ve made peace with their faces but never the shame of having super ugly babies so they all get hidden away
