CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…