This is four-legged at this point.
What, you can’t dislocate your shoulders on command?
And hang about 2 extra feet of skin? You bet.
Damn girl, do those arms go all the way down?
Someone found Slender’s pages
Imagine if she caught someone like this
One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.
c/newfetish
New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?
I was an innocent kid back then
Not at an age for it to awaken something in me. I guess I now can’t rewatch those again.
Lindsey Lowhands
Hands down the best body standard
Head scritches and foot massage at the same time
Slenderma-- slenderwoman.
I would like to kindly ask everyone not to claim her as a trans icon.
I’m shocked I got here first:
Slender Mannequin
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG’S GOT A FUNNY FACE! HE CAN HAND STAND, WHEN HE NEEDS TO, AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST FOR YOU
“My arms are too long”
Then I have a problem with the jaaawwwwwwww
Slender Man needs clothes too.