Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?
Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :
So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.
WRONG! It’s a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles
Don’t personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don’t want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!
But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?
My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow
So it smells like vagina?
For sure it doesn’t smell like balls
are you REALLY sure?
It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game
Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn’t really matter, corporations didn’t care, they just want your money.
Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.
now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.
Would it just be a Fleshlight then?
what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?
I don’t know. Why would they need special dildos?
Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I’m sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I’m a straight man.
Single straight guys 🤝 Single lesbian girls
Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.
🤝 Single gay guys with conservative parents
Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.
Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true
Supportive and savage.
Well sometimes you’re just not sure about the full list of what you’re attracted to.
Maybe she feels some attraction to some women, but not most and prefers guys 99% of the time.
Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom
FATALITY!!!
MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON’T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!
Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.
I think my brain’s inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?
There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???
Wth is /LH
Lebron Hames?
Apparently it means “light hearted” to indicate that she’s in on the joke and isn’t being entirely serious
I thought we used /s for that
I think sarcasm usually has more of a negative tone to it. Like “oh yeah, sure, uh huh /s” whereas light hearted is more like “omg stop picking on me! /lh” conveying that they understand that the other people are also interacting with them in jest.
Maybe we are the out of touch boomers now
Had to Google, apparently laughing hysterically
Lesbian hordes?
This is my favorite interpretation now
You’re my favorite interpretation bb <3
