Quickly, shrinkflate the energy drinks
Media is in cahoots - groundwork laid for the gaslight
anything but the metric system
We may be the minority, but many of us Americans prefer the metric system.
Ease of conversion and relationship with calories aside, have you ever tried measuring small SI machine screws? Calipers run decimal, not fractions. You can’t compare them without math or memorization. It’s a pain in the ass.
They look exactly golfball-sized, wtf. This is the default measurement unit for hail!
Those are some big golf balls you play with. Maybe racquetballs?
Yeah this in between golf ball and baseball.
Yeah, ok, well only babies drink energy drinks that small.
We need a child-sized drink for that
Hail the size of Pillsbury Toaster Strudel
Using republican logic, God hates the border patrol.
based tornado
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
How do you get the pelt off of an energy drink can, though?
A surprising lot of them are re-skinned, actually, so that’s a legit thing. Depending on your definition of pelt.
Lots of cans that were printed for discontinued lines, or printed before a label change, have plastic sleeves over the can to re-brand them, even when the label on the old and new is identical…
Or, is it drink can doing the pelting of Texas? Also an interesting option
In other news, several border patrol agents seen chasing tornado with tasers drawn.
What energy drink is shaped like that?? Maybe the diameter is similar, but no way it’s the size of a whole can.
Maybe those five hour energy and similar shots? That’s all I can come up with though.
“Size of a nice rice ball” would have been more appropriate. Maybe if you tried flattening a 5 hour?
Texans do not know what a riceball is.
The American localization of Pokemon in the 1990s calling onigiri (triangular riceballs) doughnuts has become one of the most infamous in-jokes in Anime.
Well “energy” is a bit of a stretch but… (I’ll let YouTube thumbnails take it from here)
inb4”silence brand”
Ok, ok, maybe… Thank you for this. Good call.
I don’t know I’ve never removed the pelt off one
Those small cans you get on the plane? But why the ‘energy’? Probably to shitpost IMO.
We talking red bull or Rockstar?
Neither are ovoid shaped, right? I just don’t understand.
Someone alert Alex Horne
Inb4 euros still being mad about “they’ll use anything but metric!”
Inb4
Nope, you’re late.
“possible tornado” hurt someone?
What?
Well, you can have a funnel cloud, but it’s not a tornado until the condensation funnel touches the ground, and it’s not always clear what the case is until proper surveying is done.
Someone wanted comp and the government is filled with gullible idiots.
Fuck border patrol, I hereby upgrade “possible tornado” to “neighborhood tornado watch”
quick! pour some Gatorade on the crops so it grows better
