I hope he changes direction every few laps because sidewalks have a slant to them.
Helps shape his feet for the next laps he’ll be running
And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.
GPS inaccuracies.
Shhh!
There was a pokemon
Maybe be thought about leaving the cul de sac for one loop. I imagine the madness would take hold at some point during this.
And that runners name, Clark Griswold
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The Flash briefly appears in [the alternate universe story] Kingdom Come when the book is establishing its world’s status quo. Described as living “between the ticks of a second,” the Scarlet Speedster has turned his home of Keystone City into a crime-free paradise. He’d pushed himself so hard and gotten so fast that he was effectively omnipresent and could easily stop any disturbance before it began. However, in the process, Wally West had stopped slowing down to do human things like talk to people or sleep.
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Congratulations, you used GPS to draw Japanese Calligraphy.
I hope for this person that they switch direction every now and then. Constantly turning in the same direction doesn’t sound optimal
Just like NASCAR:
Go fast, turn left!
See this is the superiority of the metric system. You say a 0.112 km loop and you know that’s a 112 m loop. Say 0.07 miles and thefuckisthatonanyotherscale.
Yeah decimal inches/miles/whatever is probably the worst crime of the system.
It does sound pretty impressive that each loop is 4,435.2 inches
Easy. You open https://einheiten.quadrivium.de/ go with distance 0.07 miles and you see its 3.8 blue whales…
0.07 Landmeile = 1.4 Megapapierdicke
it’s 11.5 stone
Equivalent to 14 winter parsnips. If we want to get accurate about it.
That’s 70 millimiles obviously. How is that different to metric?
Sorry, am european. I know fuck all about imperial units.
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I’d kill for a Hetap.
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Reminds me of this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Transcendence_3100_Mile_Race
This race, which lasts several weeks, is hosted by the Sri Chinmoy Marathon Team and takes place every summer in Queens, New York City. The course is 3,100 miles (4,989 km) long. Runners negotiate 5,649 laps of one extended city block in Jamaica, Queens, bounded by 164th Place, Abigail Adams (84th) Avenue, 168th Street, and the Grand Central Parkway — a distance of 0.5488 miles (883 m) — while the streets are in normal use.[2] The runners have 52 days to complete the distance, running from 6 a.m. to midnight, an average of 59.62 miles (95.95 km) every day. The prize is typically a T-shirt, a DVD, or a small trophy.[3]
This would be a life goal of mine if they could guarantee I wasn’t going to get a damn DVD.
I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.
(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)
The app devs didn’t expect this kind of problem, haha.
Also: civilian GPS is not super accurate. Or maybe our runner got board and started hopping fences Ferris Bueller style?
OP is a subatomic particle in a physics lab.
OP is the probability cloud around the nucleus. Don’t poke him or you’ll collapse his wave function.
I am Jack’s light speed hydrogen atom
Hey, that’s me as an 11-or-12-year old, I used to jog around the block in the old central section of town at night, my parents didn’t want me straying, there was an old park nearby with shady characters lurking there at night, and the old red light bar district was about three blocks away in the other direction.
Whacky annual race
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