Wolf. Wolves are naturally shy of humans, and while gorillas are also, gorillas are also much bigger and stronger. If one decides it’s mad at you it will pull your limbs off. Or worse. A wolf will try to rip you apart and tear your throat out if it’s mad at you, but since it’s in a different weight class you might actually stand a chance if you curl up in the fetal position or whack it in the face with a rock.
If Trading Places taught us anything, a gorilla may also fall in love with you
RIP Harambe. 😭
Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.
We tamed them once, we can do it again!
Why would you want it to leave you alone?
So it doesn’t feel threatened and try attacking me. I thought that was fairly obvious.
It’s a tournament for who you want to have in the forest alone. I just wait for woman coming in and sweeping the floor
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least, also im sure they still do, just not in significant number)
Also i don’t like gorillas, they can eat shit.
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least
As apposed to the famous North American Gorilla?
They exist
I thought they tried reintroducing wolves to yellowstone, no?
This takes me back to “gorilla, man, gun,” which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that’s just where I always played it shrug)
How does that work? Gorilla kills man? Gun kills Gorilla? but what’s the man/gun outcome? Because gun also kills man
He already mentioned it was a religious thing, so chances are slim that the game is grounded in anything approaching logic.
Yeah, but there needs to be an answer, whether grounded in logic or not. Is it man uses gun? Is it gun kills man, and they don’t understand the game?
Gorilla kills man, because obvious Man wins against gun because it’s an inanimate object Gun shoots gorilla because it doesn’t understand what it is and accidentally shoots itself.
It’s gorilla beats man, man beats gun, gun beats gorilla, it didn’t even make sense to me when I was 8
oh please rock paper scissors is also not very logical. so what if paper wraps a rock what does that accomplish?
If you’re the kid that lived behind me in my childhood, you wrap the rocks in paper, light them on fire, then try to them at the BBQ pit in my backyard. If anything, the rock and paper combine into a more powerful weapon.
I choose the wolf. I already have 2 inside me, they’ll just see me as another member of the pack.
Three Wolf Interior Moon?
Depends if you’ve been feeding them well.
AROOOOO
Nixon?
sounds kinda gay ngl
The other side of the bracket is all the cuddly ones.
I considered making the other side of the bracket, but figrured the posts would get annoying fast.
Also wolves and bears are cuddly??
AROOO THE WOLF
HELL YEAH BRÖTHER! WOLVES WILL RESPECT YOUR PERSONAL SPACE AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT THEIRS! THEY COULD ALSO RAISE YOUR YOUNG 'UNS TO FORM ONE OF THE MOST HISTORICALLY AND CULTURALLY RELEVANT CITIES/EMPIRES IN HISTORY! AROOOOOOOOOOO(ME)
Probably wolf.
Do I have treats for the wolf?
BBROROOO
KING KONG
Is there gonna be a loser’s bracket for this tournament?
AWOO gimme the wolf
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A single wolf is just a big dog. A gorilla can pick you up and tear you in half.
A big dog is fucking scary if it’s not trained, and doesn’t want snuggles.
Yeah, I almost got torn to shreds by a rottweiler. I’d still take the wolf over a gorilla.
What kind of wolf doesn’t want snuggles?
Wolf for sure, you can bribe a wolf a lot easier than a gorilla, you move in a way that gorilla doesn’t like and you dead.
