They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
Removed by mod
Attack at dawn.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Takes away my coffee
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
I’m gonna say donuts
Just start yelling at me and I’ll probably shut down and cry.
Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins