Depends on the DM. Might be more of a squeeze
Yes
Only one way to find out
Come at me bro
Come in me bro
Only if it’s well lubricated
obvio. why is this even a question?
They just want to humblebrag about pegging the DM
Made me think oh the old switcheroo joke In soviet Russia, DMs slide into you
Now that’s how you invite a friend to DM for you
If it means this conversation ends that much sooner, sure.
Okay. Maybe I’m outing myself as an idiot… but I don’t get it.
Pegging is anal penetration via strap-on
“Sliding into your DMs (direct messages)” is a term meaning “to message someone” usually with the implication of flirtatiousness or the like.
A Dungeon Master, one who runs a game of Dungeons and Dragons, is often called a DM.
Thus ‘sliding into your DMs’ also fits pegging a dungeon master.
The people who run DND games are Dungeon Masters, or DMs.
I don’t think they’re the dungeon master anymore.
I showed this to my son and his eyes immediately rolled so far back in his head we had to visit an ophthalmologist to correct them.