Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they’re in a whole new world.
Aaaaahahahaha i must tell you, this brightened my day. Good one
OP has never heard of a montage
It can’t be a montage if they are singing, unless we assume they skipped verses or repeated the song. Either way, I can tell you from personal experience that singing the same song for hours at a time does not make a good date
my guess is that a team of people drew it and none of it actually happened…
That’s the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? 😛
No. It’s the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.
No, that’s a morgage. You’re thinking of the short walk between two lakes where you have to carry the canoe.
years ago, people would go down alleyways
this technique was known as “a walk”
No, that’s a portage. You’re thinking of a dish consisting of oatmeal or another meal or cereal boiled in water or milk.
No, that’s potage. You’re thinking of a mixture, often of incongruous elements.
That’s the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.
My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.
and I keep going back for more
Wait… If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?
Very carefully.
Yes
Do they think movies play in real time? What do they think when there’s a scene change?
The camera is jumping to an alternate reality where events happened just a little bit sooner than in the previous universe, but time is constant across universes.
I think they just did some camera trick to cut out most of the travel time and not make the movie longer.
Exactly. They did the same thing in The Lord of the Rings movie. Rivendell is about 300 miles from the Shire. The hobbits leave the Shire at about 40 minutes in, and arrive in Rivendell roughly 35 minutes later. I’m sure they saved time by not stopping for second breakfast, but that would imply traveling 300/35 = 8.6 miles per minute non-stop with their stubby little legs.
Or maybe some people complained the movie was already too long (these people are wrong) and didn’t want to watch hobbits walk 300 miles in real time.
This is it frodo. If i take one more step it will be the farthest from the shire ive ever been
You may already know about this, but there’s an edit of Fellowship of the Ring where Sam says this line every time he takes another step. It makes the movie over 9 hours long.
If they had snipped it down to just him saying those words instead of the whole exchange the joke would have landed even better.
Haha yeah i was trying to kinda reference that cut as similar to how watching this imaginary movie would feel. I want to link it so others may appreciate the effort too but Youtube DMCAd it.
Oh, no worries. Here is a reuploaded version. Enjoy!
Cool, thanks! That was clutch
If it had been a neurotic hobbit, he would’ve said that with every following step
Hehe have you seen “version” of the fellowship where every time Sam takes a step on screen it goes back to that moment in the movie? I watched it for like 30 minutes just in awe that someone took the time to create it
I haven’t, yet now I must
here. it’s over 9 hours long
Why haven’t my Disney characters not all exploded from how much they don’t go to the bathroom?
Now I’m just imagining in every movie or TV show if we had to watch people travel in real time to wherever they were going lol. Sounds painful.
no fast travel run
This one would be a great test of just HOW captivating David Tennant’s brilliance is 😄
So they were singing on that carpet for hours.
Time moves differently during a musical number, anyway. They regularly skip forward to the next scene that can be hours or even days away.
Maybe they were just in Vegas the whole time.
I just assume that it was time dilation due to editing. The actual journey was much longer. Don’t think about it too much cause then you’ll start to wonder how long that song actually is, and then you’ll start to question why anyone randomly breaks out into song to begin with, and how everyone seems to know the lyrics despite being complete strangers.
You didn’t get the message about 5pm singing practice?
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
Uhm, and where does he store his shaving utensils on that carpet? Or is he still too young to grow a beard?
I was going to rip on taking a cartoon too seriously, but then I remembered getting annoyed at superwhy, which is an ABCs show for toddlers. They had an episode where they landed on Saturn, and it was sandy. I had a to give my then 2 year old an impromptu lesson on what a gas giant was and that her favorite show was fucking wrong. I was so irritated that an education show would do that lol.
at 1:48 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
at 1:59 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
Nah, they just did a bunch of takes for the music video.
You’re such a mathematician. Saying something is real because your calculations say its real. Eventhough the evidence that’s right in front of your eyes, clearly shows that they are stil alive and unscathed, they didn’t even appear to have noticed the immense speed that they were traveling.
Clearly this is the work of aliens with a technology so advanced that our smooth brains can’t even comprehend the math necessary to calculate it. So that explains everything, you’re welcome.
Or they’re just about 10 to 20 thousand years in the future which is why Genie can dish out so many 20th century references.
I certainly hope someone got fired for that blunder
You forgot to include the relativistic effects
Yeah but what about the Parker Solar Probe?
That’s supposed to be travelling at 153,545 mph, so not even half the speed of Aladdin and Jasmine. Also, the Parker Solar Probe is in space.
Slightly bigger problem is that those speeds will also rip the atmosphere a new hole, which means not just vaporised carpet and riders, but the area around them as well as the kinetic and thermal energy from phasing through the air at 6 figure speeds is imposed on the surrounding area.
So many Greek ruins obliterated by a careless musical number.
It’s magic.
A Wizard Did It.
Also to make him a prince wouldn’t there have to be a lineage with wars won and lost families created and torn apart.
The most interesting part is…what constitutes “him”? What if he became a prince by having his DNA from his father replaced?
Aladdin’s exact words were “Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince.” I always assumed that that meant that the wish merely caused a compulsion in the Genie to use his “standard,” non-wish-granting powers to make Aladdin as prince-like as possible. If he’d instead phrased it as “I wish to be a prince” then it would have caused reality to alter to give him a genuine royal lineage.
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