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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Neurodivergence

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Neurodivergence

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Strider@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Nah let’s do a random hyperfocus for a few weeks!

  • Master_Suck@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Ooouuuuuur house!

    …

    In the middle of our street

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    🎵Too many cooks!🎶

    • altasshet@lemmy.ca
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      23 hours ago

      You bastard!

  • Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 hours ago

    The milkman the paperboy and evening TV

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      18 hours ago

      What is “my wife’s daily todo list”?

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    “No, stop!”

    “Okay, here’s a montage of your most shameful memories.”

    “… back to Full House please.”

    • TrackShovel@lemmy.todayOP
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      23 hours ago

      It’s more the shameful memories that get me

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Me: I just want to feel good.

    Brain: Oh we’re fresh out of that. I’m afraid all we have left is existential dread about the certain knowledge of your total insignificance and failure!

    Me: …

    Alcohol: I gotchu fam.

  • BillionaireStew@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Shooba do bop ba DOW!

  • M137@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    That last sentence is absolutely fucked, how has no one pointed that out? It’s word sallad.

    • Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      sallad

      i read that in spongebob’s voice

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    It’s a rare condition, this day and age…to read any good news on the newspaper page.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    1 day ago

    Broken serotonin huh? That’s rough. I mean mine never worked right to begin with, but at least I got to learn how to live with suicidal ideation as a small child.

    • Donkter@lemmy.world
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      Suicidal ideation as a child huh? That’s rough. I mean I committed suicide when I was a kid but at least I learned how to live with the agony of reincarnation as a small child.

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        1 day ago

        You joke but I’ve got a psych file three inches thick and take like 7 medications a day. Your sarcasm is wasted on me.

        • teslekova@lemmy.ml
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          22 hours ago

          It sometimes worries me that your situation applies to at least two of my friends. It would have applied to my partner too but they did not remember the abuse until age 40. Making up for the ideation times now. Whoo. Life is not boring.

          Anyway, sorry for the over sharing and congrats for surviving. Had a few friends who didn’t, I know how tough it is.

        • 0x0@infosec.pub
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          1 day ago

          7? Try 11!

          • Etterra@discuss.online
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            18 hours ago

            I mean it’s not a competition but you win lol

          • Donkter@lemmy.world
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            18 hours ago

            This guy’s got nothing on you!

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            22 hours ago

            Ha! That’s a chain of shops!

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    1 day ago

    I’m very fortunate that my neurodivergences are not detrimental (most of the time). Like, I have a soundtrack playing in my mind constantly if there is not a song playing within earshot (currently “listening” to this). Since my “day” job is music, it makes improvising imitating other musicians easier.

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Everywhere you look

    • TrackShovel@lemmy.todayOP
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      2 days ago

      Everywhere you go

      There’s a heat (a heart) a hand to hold on tooooo

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    2 days ago

    Toby fox making flowerys song

  • 5765313496@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I assume this is how they got the idea for Too Many Cooks.

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      1 day ago

      still think about how they got me. i waited days… it came on… i yelled are you fucking kidding me.

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      2 days ago

      I’ll do you one better

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        Simply incredible. This man is a national treasure starring nicholas cage. How does he have my exact same sense of humor for music?

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      Great, now I’ll think about Too Many Cooks for three hours

      • Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world
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        …it take a lot to make a stew…

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Three hours? Is there an extended cut?

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    2 days ago

    Also your brain sings it with the wrong words even though you know the right words.

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      Mine played the theme to Family Matters instead.

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