The real tragedy is that Pissheads was so close…
Humans are doomed.
Because they believe everything they see online?
Oh I’m sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.
That’s it right there. These are grown humans who, in some form or another, shape society. Even in the smallest measure.
And they play with their urine.
What’s wrong with sink pissing? That’s how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.
Ask a plumber that, and they’ll go off on you lol
Am plumber, don’t piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and it’s filled with urine crystals then I’m going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp.
Oh yeah? Why’s it called the P-trap if it’s not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm?
It’s because of the shape!
She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.
If it’s acid/salt that helps with a zit I’d rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Doesn’t work. I’ve been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face… There is no other way.
we simply just don’t have the technology yet
But what if I’ve got a buddy who’s interested in helping?
Do I have to do all the thinking around here?? Piss in their hand and then let them rub that on your face
Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.
No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight
Your comment made me proper laugh this morning, thanks.
Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif
Honestly, if you get athelete’s foot, piss on your feet in the shower.
More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.
Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.
And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.
But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete’s foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Piss in the shoes, got it.
Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.
I’m fairly certain it’s a base, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I’m not saying you’re wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.
The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn’t especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them.
You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan hides, since the ammonia would break down the leftover fatty tissue/grease, and loosen all the hair and fibers.
So, since this is specifically aged urine that she’s spraying on her scalp…
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name “Fuller” was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the “fulling” job? Never.
Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.
Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.
Gonna enjoy a nice big tumbler of Johnny Walker later
Not that kind of piss…
Problem with that is that she might be aiming primarily for reversing greying and that… it will not do.
age
and smelling like aged urine.
Stale urine, known as wash or lant, was a source of ammonium salts and assisted in cleansing and whitening the cloth and having its fibers intertwined.
Doesn’t seem to help in ‘softening’ or ‘making it more full’?
Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair that’s…… gag.
Fuller was the name of the kid who seemed proud of pissing the bed in Home Alone.
There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.
The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby’s crib so his wife wouldn’t find it. And that’s basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.
This news put a smile on my face.
It was used to tan leather, too.
That seems like such a brutal job.
Use your neighbors Urine then.
Lady, it’s ok. You can just tell people you’re into watersports. Anyone who’d judge you for that isn’t a friend anyway. You don’t have to pretend it’s woo-woo medicine.
Apple cider vinegar does the same (acid closes the cuticle and will seal in any oil you apply first, then make the hair look smoother / shiner) but the rinsed-out scent is much less offensive and even works well with some of the earthier perfumes like patchouli.
When I was broke / going through my hippie phase, this was how I washed my hair. If you use castile soap to wash your hair, you mix about a 1:5 ratio of vinegar to water and slowly pour it over your scalp to get the soap residue off. A minute or so of extra rinsing with just water, and you couldn’t smell the vinegar at all.
It was actually kinda nice, and it was way cheaper than silicone/SLES shampoos and conditioners. These days, I just use whatever I have in the shower because washing hair with castile soap is more time-consuming.
Timotei exists…

Well… that was an upsetting read… good job
Well, what I do is … I don’t spray piss in my hair.
Elitist!
thats a bit big-brained for us urine angels 💦 😇
If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.
That poor pillow
I’ve found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial
She’s taking the piss with this one.












