I won a contest!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating nearby strangers. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating each other at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Ooof as a brit i feel your pain wankers cramp is very painful!

I believe this is called “the stranger.”

Your other wrist is fine, or do you need your mom to help?