Dear Mrs. Dell;
Ma’am… for someone with access to THAT much money to have chosen the shittiest plastic surgeon ever does somewhat open the door to ridicule, although you have to admit we’re not doing it with AI. Face it… like the D.C. “pool guy” - ya fucked up. Maybe find one who knows what he’s doing this time and quit shopping the republican nightmare face “doctors”. Like Phil. Or Oz. get a real fucking surgeon and spend a lot of money.
And in closing, I say this as an ardent admirer of earlier “you” - politics and religion aside - cuz you were a cutie. Remember when we were building the mountain top pool and most of us were in the hole and you came over to the edge of the pool hole and talked to the boss in a miniskirt (or similar) with no panties? Walked up to the edge of the hole and were talking with the boss (and us). What has since become known as an “upskirt”, although we had no intentional part in that. We were ALL watching a miracle - nice! I thought “damn! wife’s a babe, excellent computers, a pool build by us… Michael is doing okay!”
Funny - It almost gave the old man a heart attack. He started stuttering. You had him speechless! But what a babe! Yowza!
anyway - they did you wrong. Get with Cruise, Pitt, Jolie, Anniston… they’ll steer you in the right direction. Don’t talk politics though - they’ll kick you out.
Ciao mon bella, and get that kisser fixed for real.
It’s not a real tweet my dude. She never said this.
Susan, you have made my jaded heart feel pity, you’re so hideous that I feel guilty for laughing at your expense.
Comedy is a harsh mistress; as we laugh at others, we all do it with some underlying terror, knowing that her baleful eye could always turn upon us. She giveth, and she taketh away.
I dunno, I mean why are you hanging out with batman if you don’t want your picture taken?
Isn’t this a fake tweet? I can’t find any instance of it being real and it seems too on the nose. Everyone here in the comments talking about the Streisand Effect, but that doesn’t apply if she didn’t say anything and people are just making shit up on the internet. But I guess that’s Lemmy these days, no one gives a fuck if something is real or not.
I just assume anything political in the memes or shitpost comms is fake. If it’s real it’ll eventually pop up in a different place.
Assume it’s fake, but chuckle anyway because it’s funny.
I personally upvoted because it was a funny cosplay, but I admit I didn’t fact-check the tweet and downvote if it was … misrepresentative of the facts.
Unfortunately most people cheer for Bad Talk About Hated People without a care in the world to its veracity, and when you step in to question the hive, you tend to get stung.
#JDVanceDidntFuckACouchButHeIsACoward
The Streisand Effect is dead. JK Rowling, with the help of Elon Musk, killed it.
Imagine if Nietzsche said that lmao
ZILtoid1991’s law: “If you put too much faith into internet laws, they suddenly stop working.”
I don’t want to see this horror movie villain any more.
No seriously… I’m not American and she’s so fucking weird looking.
Please America… Please please just go fucking vote… Don’t listen to right or left wing media… just go fucking vote. I need your news to go back to being “aaaahhh the president wore a weird shirt”.
I’m 100% all in on China taking over
The voting doesn’t make policy. “Donations” makes policy.
bOtH pArTiEs change their own platforms to accommodate their financiers. They don’t actually have any real standards. Ds aren’t actually “pro labor”. Rs aren’t actually “state’s rights”.
That’s all lip service, and ignored immediately when inconvenient.
Don’t listen to what they say, that’s how they trick you, lying is “easy mode”.
Watch what they do.
Those “weird shirt” glory days are dead, let it go. It’s going to get a lot worse.
(ETA I’m voting, please vote. Because it’s funny)
Voting won’t do shit. Americans have already lost. Facism is there to stay regardless of the “election” results. Please fucking wake up dude.
Pretty much. The US has been full on fascist since the term was invented. People are acting all surprised meanwhile the US has been bombing brown people and abusing the fuck out of its own citizens the whole time.
Show us on the doll where the voting touched you
The doll is covered in blood with a blown off Palenstinian child’s middle finger pointing at you. I think the message is get bent?
Damn hope you don’t cut yourself on that edge
Clearly you didn’t get the message.
Well, the message is vote. Otherwise you’re just being an idiot.
Never said not to vote, but we are definitely living in a fascist dystopia. Vote for the lesser of evils, but make no mistake you are still voting for evil.
Some people acting like idiots seem to think saying the quiet part out loud is wrong.
I’m confused. What is it that they’re mad is being allowed? People on the streets in costumes?
It’s a fake tweet making fun of her appearance.
She’s one of the billionaires that support Trump.
In December 2025, she and her husband announced they would be donating over 6 billion dollars to fund investment accounts for at least 25 million children in the United States as part of the Trump Accounts initiative
A week ago she and her husband showed up at the White House to celebrate it and people have been making fun of her appearance ever since.
Skeptics felt the donation was in exchange for a government contract.
donating over 6 billion dollars to fund investment accounts for at least 25 million children
$250 per child? Like, a week of daycare? Oh, investment accounts … so two weeks of daycare in twenty years. Unless it’s invested in AI, in which case zero weeks of daycare.
zero weeks of daycare
You kids just be grateful its not negative days of daycare!
That’s what options are for!
That motherfucker is not real!
Like a skeksis in white face.
Who, or what, is a “Susan Dell?”
Dell’s founder’s wife
Similar to “Dude you’re getting a Dell” except it’s nightmare fuel.
Ooh! Ooh! I can explain!
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Is it tasteless? Yes. Why is it allowed? Because we have first amendment rights Susan— and questioning the rights of the masses just wasted any sympathy you were getting. Well, that, and the fact the Trump accounts you helped create are already getting called out for fraud.
Because we have first amendment rights Susan
had*
Now only the rich and powerful have first amendment rights in the USA.
Oh easy answer: freedom, bitch. Get on board or get out of our country
All these memes and not a single one of them a call back to the “Dude, you’re getting a Dell?!” commercials. smdh
If you can’t take it don’t dish it bibs!
