Why is that piece of shit not in prison?
Rich people don’t go to jail.
One can only imagine Visa and American Express sent representatives over to Elon with a strongly worded letter and maybe a crowbar.
They wouldn’t care, they’re the network. The issuing banks OTOH…
twirtter users will do it, too
Even if this purchasing model worked, it doesn’t make sense. You’re telling me that these companies earn commission on these sales and will try to find the best deal ensuring they get the lowest commission possible on the sale? Yeah right.
That’s what those Quarterly Reports fixes.
Profit marches on.
They will start by skimming the referral dollars and depending on volume but eventually will start taking money to promote specific things.
We are not really at that level will LLM providers but we will be soon. Soon enough Google will more aggressively insert ads into Gemini and not long after that they will start taking money to have the LLMs casually add or avoid specific topics.
The way that they’re coming under the microscope to earn profit it’s going to happen very soon.
Imagine being so rich that you don’t even see a problem with that
Just have the money people flush the system. Can we do something like that? Can we just uh, block the Internet?
Musk definitely gonna max out everyone’s card for republican candidates
As if the AI won’t just buy from whichever company has paid the biggest bribe to Elon for this.
Also good luck disputing a purchase, that seems like a minefield.
I seem to recall that email scams were not super polished because their targets were people who didn’t question too much. I see that this has been adopted more widely.
So… Apparently this is real
…why not just tell grok the item you are looking for and have it send you a link to the best deal???
We’ve been trading literally everything in our lives for the sake of convenience for…a while… Wouldn’t be susprised if some AI brain actually thinks doing this saves you time and is worth it…
Also AI is TERRIBLE at finding deals. TERRIBLE. I tried several times with very different products.
It saves you loads of time! Especially if your goal is bankruptcy and permanent servitude.
Fuck, I can’t even tell anymore
real or not, it’s just waiting to happen


Sends meatspin.gif to them. Sorry for your public execution.
Dang, thankfully I have a backup.
Not this time, you Tsukasa impersonator.
How about, no.
Didn’t he found PayPal?
No not at all. That’s just a fantasy he likes to purportate. He was actually fired and kicked out of PayPal because the other dude hates his guts, but he still had shares so he still made a lot of money from it. That other dude was our other famous Nazi, none other than Peter Thiel.
purportate
Perpetuate.
Thank you, fixed.
or perpetrate
Also considered portray but perpetuate seemed like the best fit for the rest of the sentence.
purporportarte
Sorta ish.
He founded a company with a group of others(who left or were forced out) that merged with another(founded by Thiel and others) to become PayPal.
Shortly after the merger Musk was forced out as CEO in favour of Thiel.
Same way that he founder Tesla? Because when he bought the company, part of the purchase contract was that he could call himself a “founder”.
I don’t know, Imma look it up, but I suspect he founded PayPal the same way.
Edit: looked it up. Yep. He bought in, changed the name, and called himself a founder. Dude hasn’t found shit. Apart from maybe peter thiels dick in his ass.
Please tell me that someone at least asked Elon to show them how it’s done because they were a little confused. I can’t see him not being able to show his superiority by doing it when they couldn’t.
He actually did it and accidentally dozed himself by posting his address
Man, the internet has really just become a propaganda and advertising machine for a handful of billionaires, hasn’t it? There’s no fixing this, is there?
If there is a christian god out there, now would be the appropriate time for a great flood to do a full reboot. You there god? At least give us a sign?
Why does everyone have to die, just because a handful of evil villains have taken over, tho. Surely an omnipresent god can do direct targeting… some well aimed lighting bolts should do it, yeah? Maybe the pre Christian version of the Christian god, Odin will be more helpful to call on?
I think there’ll be a limited reaction as time goes on, these days you see a fair few people getting fed up with the internet as it is now. I switched to an e-ink phone recently and loads of people on knowing they exist seem keen for one for example, people know Big Tech’s products are generally bad for them at the end of the day. People who are okay with the doom feed of algorithmic propaganda and slop will stick with it, but dissatisfaction has produced some pretty impressive efforts, this platform included.
Drones destroying data centers seems to help.
warning from grok bot: never share personal information with happy fun ball.













