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minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·19 days agoJules: You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: Yes. Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 days agoThis was eye opening. I mean, it didn’t hurt. It did go in my eye but that’s how I read. I mean to say that everything went into my right eye, the donkey cock, the emissions. But not like that.
Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
This was eye opening. I mean, it didn’t hurt. It did go in my eye but that’s how I read. I mean to say that everything went into my right eye, the donkey cock, the emissions. But not like that.