Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”

Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god

USA?

guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously

USA

Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.

When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack

Seems about as reasonable as any other religious claim.

Send him back, pls.

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It’s fine. He’s a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

Mebbies Jesus can build him a closet he can hide in

Ok, seems he got injured after a stupid ride on a souped-up e-scooter, and then got stoned on some weird meds which had him speaking of a colorful trip.

Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

That dude looks like he’s on the downlow, if ya know what I mean.

These are the furries to be worried about.

I suspect his claims. Partner died twice - for frightening periods of time - while in surgery. Says nada but darkness. No Big Guy, no heavenly chorus, no scary scarlet demon leader, just boom, boom out go the lights. BTW Ford mustang or out on the range mustang?