Hep A is the food one, hep b is the sex one, hep c is the blood one.
Little more complicated than that, but that’s how you usually get them
Remember when this wasn’t a thing because we had well funded, adequately staffed federal agencies whose entire flipping job was to prevent exactly this kind of thing from happening?
And then those safeguards were defunded, dismantled, or outright canceled by an administration and its allies whose policies conveniently prioritize corporate profits and revenue over the public interest?
Pepper Farm remembers.
At this point it’s probably safer to go on a starvation diet.
Better name it “Hat A” and “Hat B”. If you draw out of the same hat everyday, you are bound to get either two foods or two issues once in a while…
ow my hatatitis
‘The FDA has recalled… Asparagus that was found to be contaminated with… 90’s R&B hits-’
‘God damnit Jim! Did you fuck with the recall hats again?’
[Pulling paper out] Hepatitis
[Pulling 2nd paper out] with Clams…?
JD got confused between a couch and a conch
Fucking death cult
What’s with 'muricans and cherry-picked bible literalism.
Just another fetish.
All religious zealots do that. Dumb indoctrinated sheep
No matter how fucked those dumb sheep are, at least they can finally join the FBI.
What a fucking loser.
Wow…
Is that his own merch?
Well, no one was buying, so…
But like…. The head of the fbi…. Has his own merch?
He has his own custom liquor bottles. Yes. Grifts for days, man.
Yes. It’s grifts all the way down.
