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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

Sacre blu

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Sacre blu

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days ago
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    22 days ago

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    These comments are blowing my mind. Are people just pretending that this isn’t a humorous post?

    No, Americans do not eat 90 lbs per day. She was making a joke.

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    This is like $1000 of cheese

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    22 days ago

    Oh, you’re French, Jean-Luc? No shit.

    • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      22 days ago

      And based on his name he knows a lot about cheese.

    • 13igtyme@startrek.website
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      22 days ago

      Does he have a British accent?

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        22 days ago

        Ok, mate, sure as, I’m fuckin’ Jean Luke, 'ere. 'ave a bit of cheddar on ye for the lads?

        • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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          22 days ago

          I have a feeling they meant the posh kind.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Every …day? I’m seriously slacking on my cheese intake!

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      The average human eats like 3 pounds of food a day iirc. If even a pound of that was cheese you’d probably die within two weeks. I don’t get the joke in this post.

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        22 days ago

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Dont worry, I’m covering your slack

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    22 days ago

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    22 days ago

    Born and brewed in Wisconsin and a) I see a lot of cheese and b) not even we eat 90 pounds a day.

    80, tops.

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    22 days ago

    Kinda funny how this goes, I’d like to see someone eat that much cheese and hopefully doesn’t die in a day

  • TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works
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    22 days ago

    ITT: people passing off a lot of opinion as fact.

  • Hawanja@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Did you eat your 90 lbs of cheese today? Gotta do your patriotic duty.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      I shoved a couple of blocks down my throat during the national anthem. For lunch I microwaved a couple of blocks and added them to my coffee. My remaining blocks I’ll probably have in a smoothie.

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Eat a verification Babybel

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    22 days ago

    Scare blue.

  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    That ain’t nowhere near 90 pounds of cheese

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    22 days ago

    “Jean-Luc Fromage”. That guy would know about cheese, for sure.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    90 lbs a day.

    I call bullshit.

    • Exatron@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      It’s an average. That means there’s at least one American out there eating more, possibly far more, than 90 lbs of cheese a day.

      • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Fromage georg out here eating 10,000 lbs of cheese a day, skewing the average

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      22 days ago

      Man I wish I could afford to have 90lbs a cheese of day.

      I’d finally experience happiness, both by having immense amounts of cheese, and from dying from eating immense amounts of cheese.

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    What kind of cheese is that? The yellow one looks like gouda.

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      22 days ago

      Yellow is most likely cheddar, and white is either Monterey Jack or mozzarella, but doesn’t look flopsy enough to be mozzarella

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I used to work at a cheese plant; mozarella ain’t that floppy when its a 40lb block fresh off the line. It also does not taste like much at that point; but it makes your teeth squeak.

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          That’s a fair point, I was thinking of the mozzarella in oil or other liquid which probably makes it less rigid

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      Fuck you for implying the Dutch had anything to do with that abomination!

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      To me, those all look like cheddar, maybe cheddar and monterey jack

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