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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

When will we learn

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When will we learn

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don’t like?

  • Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Have you ever fucked in a storm?

    10/10

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 days ago

      I am a visual learner

  • buzz86us@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    You keep sending us terrible leaders

  • weps@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Nofap is retarded.

  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      Yeah, and if we stop wanking, the hurricanes will continue

      CRANK THAT HOG BROTHERRRRRRRRRR

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        HELL YEAH BROTHER I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST BIT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU SAID IT A BIT QUIETLY AND I HAVE POOR HEARING BUT I’M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR SO I CAN’T DO MUCH ABOUT IT AWWOOOOOO

    • Ekky@sopuli.xyz
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      This cannot possibly backfire. I’m sure he’s finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      7 days ago

      Yeah but instead they took Dolly and Tim …

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    deleted by creator

  • raman_klogius@ani.social
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    8 days ago

    Hurricames cause hurricanes?

  • Kushan@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?

    • BaraCoded@literature.cafe
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      Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    The hurricanes turn me on.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    8 days ago

    No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    I was promised hairy palms.

    A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!

  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    • design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *

    • get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *

    Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.

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    7 days ago

    I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.

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