Pewdipie is going our next Comms person at this rate.
Kid Rock will be secretary of education.
Now repeat after me…BA-WIT-DA-BA
ted nugent most likely
Secretary of
educationenshitification. It’s what he’s good at.
Piwdipie is living peacefully in japan doing the fuck he wants. So i don’t think so
probably goose stepping around his house and donating to Örebro
Death is nearly preferable to this timeline.
Oh shit there’s two of them? I guess I’ve just been combining them in my head.
Double the Paul, double the misery.
I’m assuming this really happened because reality has become significantly more bonkers than satire.
Indeed, I have no idea if this is a joke or reality.
Yes, my first heuristic to decide if something is real or not is “can a person even be crazy enough to invent this?”
The use of warriors
Baron.
That’s the only way these losers keep getting invites.
Then incel baron has his daddy’s ear.
I’m sure some maga slut would love to be pumped full of royal fuhrer’s DNA.
I just woke up and haven’t eaten. Somehow you just made me want to wretch with a passive hunger pain, good job and fuck thineself.
He’s got money and there are enough women around where that is enough.
Mhm, and it’s going to be painful and cringeworthy the whole time!
As much as a piece of shit Logan is, even he has to be waaaay back in his head like “this ain’t right, wtf am I doing here?”.
You give him too much credit. The Paul brothers are narcissists and megalomaniacs. They think the world revolves around them.
he pivoted to magat quite recently, because he kind loss relevancy within the last few years, his last desperate attempt was the ghetto lunchly commercial with mr beast. largely supplanted by younger influencers.
Ufffghh, like I don’t even remotely follow the guy or anything. All I know that any news about him that passes by is always=>" he’s an obnoxious piece of shit".
Of course he went maga wtf was I thinking?
Anything for attention. They have no morals. They only love themselves and money. Simple as.
No. All they care about is money and attention. He’s eating this up and doesn’t believe for one second this is bad for him or anyone else. He doesn’t have the capacity to think about the consequences of his bullshit, neither of them do.
They met with the warriors, but who met with the wizards and rangers?
The world ended because many people were desperately pursuing internet clicks and popularity. /s
Idiocracy speed run
They’re somehow so mucn dumber and aiming so far beyond that.
I am only worried the USians drag us all down with them
What do they call their terrorists?
American Military.
Yeah, let the guy who bought his way into professional boxing by paying off has-beens to not win exhibition fights…and the first real boxer he faced rocked his ass back half a decade and broke his jaw? Let’s let him try to improve moral
Both of them look like the kind of guys no one wants to train/spar with at the gym because they don’t shower or wash their gear and smell absolutely rank.
And are also the most loudmouthed obnoxious bro dudes on the planet constantly bragging about made up lies.






