Atta boy!
Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die
Would it kill you to but in a little effort…
https://somuchfoodblog.com/steak-tartare/#wprm-recipe-container-12182
Yes
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you’ll be so drunk you won’t even care that you’re eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
Alcohol kills germs!
Hey when I say rare I mean legendary!
Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel
My dinner from a few weeks ago
Pickle surprise!
Did you seriously search for “hockey” in gay pornhub?
You have to be fucking Canadian
Private browsing tab, those aren’t his searches but random suggestions, probably by location
Someone hasn’t read Heated Rivalry
Ewwww.
Eww eww ewww.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I see that in the back.
You are using windows!I know I know, it is windows 10 though, but yea disgusting anyway
Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!
I was going to say I disagree with you on your choice of porn due to the lack of women, but then I noticed you already have a jar of my ex-wife. Good luck!
Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.
Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I’d just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day
I don’t think I’ve ever tried raw ground beef like that. I’ve tried beef tartar thingy…wasn’t that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!
Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.
No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!
Cooking isn’t hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!
Is that… the bathroom floor?
I mean… given the meal… I guess it makes sense
Unfortunately, there was a time that people thought using these kinds of tile was a good idea for kitchen counters.
I can assure you they were very mistaken and they really suck. Be glad you’re not aquatinted with them.
Tiled counter top
Only the finest setting for the finest dining!
Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao
Fancy pants can afford meat
And new pants.
That’s some sort of loop forming
haha, sexism funni
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) “girl dinner” pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.
