“Mitch McConnell wins an election after not having been seen publicly in over 20 years. The oldest sitting Senator continues to shock the nation. His staff issued a statement saying that he’s ‘Spry as ever and totally not dead’.”
(Yes I know he’s not running this November, but I imagine if he didn’t make that statement back in February the statement would have never been made.)
Wonder what he’ll look like in term 3?
Like Mitch probably
Looking good, give that man a paycheck.
In the not so distant future.
“Mitch McConnell wins an election after not having been seen publicly in over 20 years. The oldest sitting Senator continues to shock the nation. His staff issued a statement saying that he’s ‘Spry as ever and totally not dead’.”
(Yes I know he’s not running this November, but I imagine if he didn’t make that statement back in February the statement would have never been made.)
🤯 😵 💀