Thanks Gork
*without training
A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
Came here for the math.
Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.
If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage
#theyDidTheMath
They did more than math
They did the monster math!
The monster math
It was the salesman’s path!
The monster math
It was a raccoon bash
Which probably cause a serious rash
Ass rabies
Sly cooper in my pooper
Do I have to put them in like batteries with one head first and one tail first. Then realize it doesn’t work and take them out and reverse it?
What kind of sick fuck would put them in arse to head
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
No raccoons required.
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
Goatse
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
The key to doing this is to put the raccoons in serially. You just can’t put them in at the same time.
It has just the most adorable face
“I’m in.”
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.
Almost as unsettling as having 37 open tabs. Like, I’ve been there before, and it’s never turned out well 😆
My tabs counter usually just makes this face :o
Edit : went to check. Ive got exactly 37 atm. Had to do a little research to make sure OP isnt me on carbon monoxide
Mine’s constantly showing ∞.
My tab counter addon has no issues displaying numbers like 194
You mean 438 open tabs?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
