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Fuck yourself WSJ
Drink Brawndo instead! It’s also what plants crave! (/s just in case).
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2027: “Do you really need three meals a day?”
Well, technically, you don’t. If you eat enough calories in a single sitting, you only need one meal a day.
It’s possible, but the spikes and drops in metabolic rates doesn’t work for everybody. If you’re fit and healthy you can probably handle it, but many people need more steady metabolism throughout the day.
Also, your body can only absorb so many nutrients at once. If you try packing all your daily requirements into one meal, you’re going to shit a lot of it out. You might absorb all 2000 calories or whatever, but most of the vitamins, proteins, etc. are going to get flushed down your toilet
I eat half a sandwich a day and I’m still kicking
You must have a sedentary lifestyle because that would not be enough if you did manual labor every day
I worked construction around 18-19. I was a skinny kid, like 130lbs. After working all day the boss would order in food. I once ate an entire large pizza and drank a 2 liter bottle of coke.
Now that I work from home its a lot less LOL
TBF, at eighteen years old one can eat three large pizzas in a row and not make a dent in their weight. When I came home after a school day, I’d discover a full pan of fried potatoes and chow down half of it right at the stove.
It wouldn’t be enough even if you use your brain slightly more than what needed to doomscroll all day
Yeah but we didn’t listen and now all the food is poison.
You actually don’t, but never admit it
Do not my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Water SUCKS! Gatorade is better
Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
It’s got what plants crave!
🎶 Waaater sucks! It really, really suuuucks! Waaater sucks! 🎶
Bezos (owner of WSJ) is famous for hating his employees’s basic biological needs.
Rupert Murdoch owns WSJ
As @[email protected] pointed out, Bezos is the owner of WaPo, not WSJ, and thus, the Wall Street wants our water, not Bezos alone.
ah, my bad.
It has some grains of truth but it’s mingled with too much personal opinion.
There are studies on how much water humans really need. If you want to calculate it the scientific way, you need to factor in at least lean muscle mass, total mass, surface area, ambient temperature and humidity, activity levels, and diet. There’s no magic number of ounces that’s correct for everyone.
Fortunately we’ve evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.
So if you want to stay properly hydrated, drink whenever you feel even a little thirsty.
After about 23C I swear a lot. I definitely need to replenish what I lose or I get drowsy
We can seperate regions easily enough and their peak humidity seasons. You just need to factor in sedentary, semi active, active and athletic lifestyles.
Fortunately we’ve evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.
Yeaaahhh…About that…
ADHD can make you completely ignore that signal for way, way too long.
My body also misinterprets that signal as “hunger”, and a craving for some wet food. Maybe like yogurt or a cup of pudding. You know something that just slides down easy. Yeah #thisiswhyimfat.
Yep…
Take my meds and of to the race on one cup of tea at the morning.
Sometimes I will remember the bottle of water on my table in front of my monitors at work. Sometimes.
Me too. Sometimes I feel like I must get thirsty in a reasonable way, but when I actually notice the sensation is another matter. At other times I’m incessantly thirsty.
WSJ: stop drinking water our data centers need it instead
This was my first thought. Are they trying to pull some bs like that. But also the wsj is a disgrace
“Need to live? Less liklikely than you think!”
40 ounces is like 1 litre, that’s not a huge water bottle, it’s a water bottle you clamshell.
And yet we let evil prevail. Humanity is pathetic.
WSJ on that Immortan Joe shit
