14th and 15th. I’m not sharing a province with Utah
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri
Funny, I feel this way about the entire American South.
there is at least one good barbeque joint in the american south, we can gerrymander this border so we don’t have to cross it for good food or offend our delicate sensibilities.
The Mexican food sucks north of Texas.
where you been dude. it used to suck north of texas.
where you been
Canada

Let’s go!!!
I’m ready to sing Oh Canada
I’m ready to yell Go Banana!
Gotta learn it’s “O Canada”, and then gotta learn the French version as well (“Ô Canada”). The anthem was actually commissioned by the Governor General of Quebec :)
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe ‘worse-canada’. But honestly I’d prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
I want to update my passport to say South Canada.
I don’t want our good name on that shithole.
I’m US and I agree.
We don’t want to deal with their nonsense.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Annex Canada instead. Quality of life would immediately improve.
It’d be a territory.
South Canadian here. Can I get a little help rejoining the human species, please? This specific province is infested, rotting, and toxic in nearly every conceivable way. I’d much prefer to reside in an actual civilization, if that’s alright. Please.
Please let this be true.
Technically, territories don’t count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can’t be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the “South Territory”.
Give Puerto Rico provincehood though. They’ve earned it.
What about Washington, Province of Canada?
(sorry for the triple comment, client hangup)
No
Ooh, now we’re cookin’!
I propose; Mexico’s greasy toupee












