🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square106linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square106linkfedilink
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoTakes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!” Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
minus-squareyogurtwrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”