• wuffah@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”

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      2 months ago

      “Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”

      Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”