They make nice couple.
Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.
No I haven’t seen it.
It’s worth watching.
I thought it much more interesting than the more famous “Crash” movie…
I remember when that came out. I never saw it either for some reason, even though I had rented almost everything else in that video shop.
throw in some christmasy story and youll have Hallmark callin hehe
You’d make more money with a christmussy story
oh my, thats for Hallmark Afterdark 😝
So in this movie she’s a successful big city criminal but she’s getting disillusioned with that and wants to move back home to a picturesque podunk town to be a small town criminal, maybe burgle a cute little antique shop in the town square, enter our eligible bachelor, the handsome, charismatic and eligible town axe murderer?
He wears flannel shirts and, unbeknownst to him, is a prince. It turns out that he was the mysterious stranger who rescued her mom by pulling her out of the burning wreckage of a car accident. That’s important because her mom’s disproval is a major hangup until they find out that he was too humble to take credit for his heroism. Also, he didn’t want attention from law enforcement.
Make sure it stars Kyle Gallner.
“Buckle up cause I drive real fucking fast!”
Man, I wouldn’t want to the insurance agent on this one…
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.
What if their ambulances crash into each other?
Depends. Were the ambulances stolen as well?
bar-crossed lovers
Oregano in 60 seconds
She looks too put together for this to be a mug shot.
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That’s why I always wear a spacesuit to the office.
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
I’ve got a rule I always tell people. Never commit a misdemeanor when commiting a felony. (Doesn’t have to be a misdimeanor but the point is, if you’re driving a stolen car, don’t run a red light)
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
Someone said ‘drive it like you stole it’ should mean going just under the speed limit and signaling all turns.
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He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He stole a van, she stole a car
They wouldn’t get far
He drove to fast, she did as well
Now they’re both rotting in a cell
She can fix me
Porn Directors:
a match made in heaven
Game recognizes game
